The Elevator Family Family
02/09/2025



From last chapter of The Elevator Family:
After breakfast Mr. Brown paid a visit. A dab of shaving cream jiggled beneath one sideburn.
“I just read about you people in the newspaper,” he announced. “Your picture gave me an idea. Why couldn’t this family become the latest fad? We’ll call you the Elevator Family. We can see Elevator Family dolls and Elevator Family books. There will be Elevator Family lunch boxes, Elevator Family sweatshirts, and coming soon—The Elevator Family Movie. This could be the idea I’ve been waiting for. If this fad catches on, I won’t need to leave home anymore.”