Halloween Masks
Halloween Masks
Creepy, eerie, frightening,
Dressed for Halloween.
But the careless costumes with no masks,
Were the scariest ones I’ve seen.
The Elevator Family On Mars
NASA asks the Wilson family to stay six months at the Mars Desert Research Station in the Mojave Desert.
The Wilsons will simulate living on the red planet to see how well a family can work together in a small confined environment. No sweat for this tight-knit family.
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Songs from Elevator Family Books
🎼Elevator Family Songlyrics
🎼Only the Bestlyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Hits the Road)
🎼Hot Dog Songlyrics(from The Elevator Family Hits the Road)
🎼Hiking Up Mt. Baldylyrics(from The Elevator Family Takes a Hike)
🎼Elevator Family Waltz(from The Elevator Family Takes a Hike)
🎼Busking by the Thameslyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Goes Abroad)
🎼Circle Linelyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Goes Abroad)
🎼Root for the Cootslyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Plays Hardball)
🎼Irene, Tetherball Queenlyrics(from The Elevator Family Plays Hardball)
🎼Opra, Our Opera Diva Bus Driverlyrics(from The Elevator Family Does the Big Apple)
🎼Dogs of New Yorklyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Does the Big Apple)
🎼Ice Jigging Jiglyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family On Ice)
🎼Wilson Marchlyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family On Ice)
🎼On Pretend Marslyrics(from The Elevator Family On Mars)
🎼Happy Birthday on Marslyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family On Mars)
🎼Wilsons Ahoy!lyrics(from The Elevator Family Sets Sail)
🎼Ukulele Love Song For Winonalyrics(from The Elevator Family Sets Sail)
🎼Leaving Grade 3 For the Sealyricsvideo(from The Elevator Family Sets Sail)
The Elevator Family On Ice
Wintertime! The Wilsons take the train to the Twin Cities to attend the SMALL (the Society of Minimal and Living Little) Conference. They find the snow and ice-covered lakes to their liking. The small Warming Hut beside the ice-skating rink is a perfect place for them to stay. Better yet, how about the tiny hut they find on the ice of Lake Minnetonka?
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Other Witch Read Aloud
Meet Clara who brags about being the best at everything.
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"Beneath its blissfully buoyant surface, The Elevator Family has something important to say about the effect of one family on the world and vice versa. But that theme never overwhelms the gentle humor."
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Last Lighthouse Giant
Meet Blanco, the Last Lighthouse Giant
Ages ago, giants arrived on the coastlines of the world. They built tall round houses on the dark headlands. From the high windows the lighthouse giants shone bright lanterns out to sea to guide ships safely past their homes.
Blanco is the last of the lighthouse giants. From sunset to sunrise he shines his fish-oil lantern from his house on Cape Humbug, to aid steamer ships along the Oregon coast.
Jenny Hughes, age ten, is Blanco’s friend. Jenny lives with her father, Jacob, on the Hughes Dairy Ranch below Cape Humbug. Each day Jenny and her father bring Blanco a kettle of clam chowder for his daily meal. Jenny teaches Blanco reading and writing. In turn, the lighthouse giant teaches Jenny, who wishes to become a marine scientist, the ways of the ocean and its creatures.
Blanco’s job is threatened when a conman arrives in Port Beaver, hoping to replace the giant with a first-order Fresnel lens and modern machinery. Can Jenny help save the giant’s lighthouse job? A tough task considering the entire town is against her.
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OIC
If I finally get it,
When I figure it out,
“Oh, I see,” I could cry,
Instead Oic I shout.
Classroom Creatures
Read about all the creatures in the classroom at the end of the hall
Deacon & the Chips
The microchips have taken control!
Why have the microchips in Deacon’s neighborhood—chips in traffic signals, ATM machines, mobile phones, and cars---started to communicate with Deacon? Do they want to help him out, to get free ice cream, good grades, or the occasional day off from school? No, the Chip Network wants much more from Deacon and many other children in Silicon Valley whose parents work for high-tech companies.
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X
X
Behold the excellent X,
It expects no excuses.
Dictionaries give it one page.
But it has many uses.
In math it means multiply.
It fills squares in Tic-Tac-Toe.
Romans counted it as ten.
It’s a kiss when with an O.
On bottles it says don ’t drink.
Coaches draw it for a play.
And when written before mas,
It becomes a holiday.
On treasure maps it marks spots.
With Brand X you cannot tell.
Sign on the line beside it.
It’s jumbo before an L.
It names a generation,
Or sports that daredevils do,
It’s the last name of Malcolm,
And a ray that sees straight through.
So if math problems stump you,
Don’t sit at your desk and pout.
Use this exciting letter,
And X the whole thing out.
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The Elevator Family Family of Books
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🎬Elevator Family Family of Books Trailer
"Only the best!"
WHAT’S THE STRANGEST HOTEL ROOM YOU’VE EVER STAYED IN? WHATEVER IT IS, THE WILSON FAMILY CAN TOP IT. BECAUSE FOR THREE DAYS, THEY LIVE IN AN ELEVATOR.
Bedbugs
"Only a bedbug knows how it goes while you doze."
That's the motto of the three bedbugs who live in Irene's four-poster bed. One night, when the moon is particularly bright, Irene meets this helpful trio, who tell her about her nighttime visitors--the Sandman, the Tooth Fairy, the Nice Dream Man, Night Mare, and the Boogeyman--and how the bedbugs protect her from the mayhem, mischief, and mishaps that can happen while she sleeps.
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So What Do You Do? Screenplay
A book about empathy
When sixth graders Charlie and Colleen discover that their beloved third-grade teacher, Joseph Adams, is now homeless and living on the streets, they set out to make friends with the deeply troubled man and inspire him and members of the community to support him in his time of trouble.
Fans Upon the Hill
Fans Upon the Hill
Those tall white fans upon the hill,
Are they what make the day winds blow?
For when at times the blades stand still,
It's fair and calm here down below.
Elevator Family Play
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"Beneath its blissfully buoyant surface, The Elevator Family has something important to say about the effect of one family on the world and vice versa. But that theme never overwhelms the gentle humor."
Margaret Quamme, The Columbus Dispatch