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Captain John Paul Jellyfish and his fleet have sailed across the Atlantic. The captain doesn’t like what he finds. Follow the valorous adventures of the bravest jellyfish to ever sail the Seven Seas. His fleet’s challenge? To rid the Eastern seaboard of the pesky Portuguese men-of-war and make the beaches safe again for summer swimming.

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Luke Dellar, age twelve, is weary of his flip-flop life. He flies to his father's house in San Diego one month and back to his mother's house in Seattle the next. He's even more tired of taking pills for his hyperactivity that has worsened since his parent's divorce. A solution to his flip-flopping, pill-popping life? Run away and hike the Pacific Crest Trail, a 2650 mile, five-month journey from the Mexican border to the Canadian border.

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The Wilsons stay in the mobile Otis Room in the San Francisco Hotel. It has its ups and down. The tight-knit family meet many people who visit their tiny room and help the police catch some kidnappers.
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The Snots are better than you and me. They are better than snoots and snobs. Snots are so superior to any of us, they are in a league of their own, and that’s far out of our league.
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Mary's Little Lamb

I have this pesky little lamb.
Its fleece is snowy white.
If it comes to school one more time,
It's lamb chops for dinner tonight.

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people passing on streets and in parks around the world. One take, no edits

Of Course

Of course, of all they say that unnerves,
Of course, are the harshest words, of course.

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