The Snots are better than you and me. They are better than snoots and snobs.
Snots are so superior to any of us they are in a league of their own, and that’s far out of our league. 
The roots of the Snot family tree were planted in 1856, when Lancelot Snot invented a super glue made from the gooey nose drippings of animals. Not only did the word “snot” received a new meaning, but Lancelot Snot got extremely rich. With his new wealth, he toured the world looking for a bride. He found her in Hungary, a haughty heiress named Hottentot.
Lancelot and Hottentot begot a son named Dermot. A faded photo of the family shows the three Snots standing stiffly in the Snot yacht. The picture reveals several Snot family traits passed down to the present generation, a high forehead with bushy eyebrows and a squat nose that is always runny.
The Snots live in Snot Mansion on the Snot Estate surrounded by a tall stone wall. Since no one who is not a Snot had ever seen the mansion, it can’t be describe here. Just imagine the most magnificent house you ever imagined, and know the Snot mansion is much more magnificent than that. Here's the sign on the Snot Estate gate. (a gate that never opens)
